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		<title>Back in my Sears days</title>
		<link>http://fremenalex.wordpress.com/2009/11/18/back-in-my-sears-days/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To pay my way through school, I worked at the Sears hardware department selling everything from nails and screws to power tools, table saws and toolboxes.  I was in my early 20&#8217;s, but since I look younger than normal, I was always asked if Sears knew about child labor laws.  On a good [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fremenalex.wordpress.com&blog=4578817&post=775&subd=fremenalex&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cooking with Dog: Julia Childs, eat your heart out!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cooking with Dog is the newest sensation hitting the culinary world.My sources tell me that Francis (the host of Cooking with Dog) is in talks with the people of Iron Chef.  I can't wait, the heat will be on!  My money's on the poodle and his assistant.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fremenalex.wordpress.com&blog=4578817&post=758&subd=fremenalex&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What the f%^&amp; is wrong with cyclists?!?</title>
		<link>http://fremenalex.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/what-the-f-is-wrong-with-cyclists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fremenalex</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bike accidents]]></category>
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Today as I waited for the bus to take me back home, I saw a bicyclist get clipped by a car.  He tumbled to the ground in a hard way, probably got the wind knocked and shit scared out.  Problem is it was 100% totally his fault.  What&#8217;s worse is he had [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fremenalex.wordpress.com&blog=4578817&post=753&subd=fremenalex&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Haiku for you #10</title>
		<link>http://fremenalex.wordpress.com/2009/07/13/haiku-for-you-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know you have it,
My cell phone is far from my hand.
Text message silence.
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		<title>White people shouldn&#8217;t get dreadlocks, it looks like poop!</title>
		<link>http://fremenalex.wordpress.com/2009/06/18/if-your-hair-cant-support-dreadlocks-please-dont-force-it-it-looks-like-poop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fremenalex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, I&#8217;m not making this a racially motivated post.  For all you haters out there that might wanna spin my words into some cultural, racist, sexist, whatever thing, dont cuz that would be dumb and you really don&#8217;t wanna act a damn fool.  I&#8217;m just stating that fact that every time [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fremenalex.wordpress.com&blog=4578817&post=735&subd=fremenalex&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yes, yes, Oh Yes! It&#8217;s Green Porno 2.</title>
		<link>http://fremenalex.wordpress.com/2009/06/16/yes-yes-oh-yes-its-green-porno-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fremenalex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
You loved it when you saw Isabella hump a cardboard cutout of a bumblebee, or lose her head while mating with a praying mantis.  In case you need a sexy refresher, here is the first time I spoke about Green Porno.  My favorite one is the snail, it&#8217;s so violent.
Well we couldn&#8217;t get [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fremenalex.wordpress.com&blog=4578817&post=727&subd=fremenalex&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What is a guilty pleasure called if you feel no guilt or remorse?</title>
		<link>http://fremenalex.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/what-is-a-guilty-pleasure-called-if-you-feel-no-guilt-or-remorse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 20:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fremenalex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Unholy Grail
    The Unholy Grail

As I sit here sipping on my iced McLatte pondering about how many levels of bad this McLatte in my hand is, I come to the realization that as bad as it may seem, I feel no remorse in having one.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fremenalex.wordpress.com&blog=4578817&post=720&subd=fremenalex&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mother Nature is giving us another warning sign of imminent Zombie Apocalypse.</title>
		<link>http://fremenalex.wordpress.com/2009/03/03/mother-nature-is-giving-us-another-warning-sign-of-imminent-zombie-apocalypse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 01:58:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fremenalex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While surfing the internet for awesome stuff that&#8217;s relevant to this blog, for some reason was reminded of a nature video I had seen a few months ago.  Back then it didn&#8217;t hit home because I was still very zombie ignorant, but since I&#8217;ve become learned in the threat of the undead everything I see [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fremenalex.wordpress.com&blog=4578817&post=716&subd=fremenalex&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>If you could be any font, what would you be?</title>
		<link>http://fremenalex.wordpress.com/2009/03/02/if-you-could-be-any-font-what-would-you-be/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fremenalex</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kelly the MasterDebator]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I found this video on youtube, all I could think of was how much I&#8217;d love it if it talked about chemistry instead of english.  Then I realized that geeks come in all colors.  That is when I realized that I know more english geeks than any other kind!  First of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fremenalex.wordpress.com&blog=4578817&post=705&subd=fremenalex&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Haiku for you #9</title>
		<link>http://fremenalex.wordpress.com/2009/02/19/haiku-for-you-9/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fremenalex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anime logic,
Starbuck the female cylon&#8230;
back table eavesdrop.
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