I’ve been under the weather the last couple of days, so this post was written while under medication and feverish conditions. I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray!

Isabella Rossellini makes anything she’s in so artsy, so no wonder these porno clips are awesome. I think its the way she talk that makes things sound so brainy and high-brow. I took a bunch of biology classes in school so I knew the basics but seeing them so graphically here was very decadent and informative.

Out of all the creatures that I saw having sex, my favorite are the snail and the spider. I couldn’t find a video with all of the insects, but you can watch all the Green Pornos here.  You know I only watch cool things on the internet, so trust me it’s worth it.  Enjoy!