People keep bashing Sarah Palin for not having any experience with foreign relations.  It’s true that she has said some utterly stupid comments that only reaffirm this.  You might say that I also have said some doozies on this blog.  But guess what I’m not runnin for V.P.  Anyhoot, I’m straying from my point that I have found proof that Palin actually does have foreign relations experience. 

Apparently she went to a Spanish-speaking country and even learned Spanish to talk to the locals.  Having impressed the locals, they made her an honorary queen.  My only concern is that she used Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5 song.  Lately she’s had bad luck with her DJs.  First they played Barracuda by Heart without the band knowing, and Heart got hella mad.  You’d think they learned thier lesson, but then they played some Jon von Jovi song, and he got hella mad.  Dolly gonna whoop Palin’s butt if she didn’t ask permission first.  And you know Dolly don’t mess around!  But then again, you don’t mess with La Pequeña Sarah Palin.

Talkin about peace always gets me excited too